Darth Knittress: I don't even really like Winnie the Pooh
Her Boyfriendt: you don't!
HB: why not savage?
DK: I don't know, it always kind of bored me
HB: is it becuase he wasn't knitted?
DK: oh honestly
HB: well I'm not knitted either
HB: oh wait
HB: I see
HB: you plan on frogging me and knitting me into the perfect boyfriend
DK: you are raving
HB: well at least I'm not some dark lordess of the knitting sith